A Bad Combination In The Dark

“THIS IS MY KINGDOM NOW!”

This was a phrase used during a Medieval Times show in Toronto. My friends and I went, and witnessed the most epic/tackiest/halare dinner theatre show in humankind. We saw the show about 8 months ago, and have been repeating this phrase ever since, because it pretty much applies to everything.

Also, here is the guy who said it:

Unfortunately, I don’t have a digital or scanned photo of my whole immediate family. We’re not that much like other people, in that we tend not to all line up in a row in front of something and make someone snap a picture of us. So instead, here is my mom.

During this exam time, I will present you with some of the great notes I haven’t taken:

The institution at its finest!

So apparently, one of my favourite book into movies, American Psycho, is being made into a musical. Here’s some of my ideas for musical numbers:

Act I:

1. Women (and Jews)

2. There is no Patrick Bateman

3.  You’re a fucking ugly bitch (I wanna stab you to death and then play around in your blood)

4. Pumpkin, you’re dating an asshole

5. Business Cards

6. Get a job Al

7. Hey Paul! (You fucking stupid bastard)

Act II

1. Detective Kimball

2. Not really blonde are you? (More of a dirty blonde)

3. I have to return some videotapes

4. Murders and executions (mergers and acquisitions)

5. Jean (Dorsia)

6. Christie (my cousin)

7. I have to return some video tapes (reprise)

8. I’m a pretty sick guy

9. There is no Patrick Bateman (reprise)