A Bad Combination In The Dark

I write and produce films. I also enjoy acting because I like my face. My hobbies include inventing words and declaring myself a way of life. Someday I hope to be a hot shot film maker but if that falls through I'd like to transform into a cobra.
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Dear Hollywood Butthurts:

This includes but is not exclusive to, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, Robert Downey Jr. (I forgive you though), Judd Apatow and Tom Hanks.

Ricky Gervais just said what we were all thinking. He played to the audience, and that audience isn’t the 100 or so people sitting in the Beverly Hills Hilton, it’s the average fucks at home. Yes, those are the things we think about you people. We’re forced to endure the crap-tastic movies you shove down our throats every year, so it’s really nice when someone like Ricky Gervais has the balls to speak for us. 

I act in movies for free, so getting paid millions of dollars, but having to be roasted maybe once a year sounds like a good deal to me. I’ll gladly trade places with you all any day.

If you all think this is bad, then do me a favour: don’t go on the internet. Ever.

See you in Hell,

Team Ricky.

p.s. Praise Christ Bale.

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    can’t hack being criticized by your peers...your public, then
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